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OKAY GUYS SORRY FOR ABSENCE, BUT I AM BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!~
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Sorry
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Oh my God I'm sorry I haven't been on 
. I mean, I don't even have an excuse right now.
. I mean, I don't even have an excuse right now.
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Yup.
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So I am currently being forced into going on vacation since my sister needs support for this competition thing she's doing. I may not really be on. At all. Until next week. Adios~
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You: Arthur was walking in the woods. Why was he here? Some idiot (-America-) talked him into playing slender together. Not only was it dark, but its cold, and he will admit that it is a bit spooky out here. Alfred said something about pages, but they haven't gathered a single one. ((obviously artie and alfie playing slender together))
Stranger: Alfred was right behind Arthur, but he seemed afraid. He was shaking. Oh this was the worst idea he had ever come up with! Surely, he was going to put some heroic stunts, but he couldn't if he was like this. "H-Hey, A-Arthur, maybe we should turn back?"
You: "Turn back where? I can't even tell where we are." Arthur looked a bit grumpy, as always. He mumbled- "Why did you want to play this anyways?"
Stranger: "B-Because I thought this would be a fun game!" He huffed to himself, trying to hold the flashlight still. Though something white caught his attention. Alfred perked up, running past the Englishman, and to the tree where the paper was pinned to. "Look! I found one!"
You: Arthur examined the paper, and he actually looked scared. "Oh my..." You can see illustrations of something... with a scarf.... pushing a shorter thing.... man, you can't tell since their stick figures.
Stranger: Alfred puffed out his chest, becoming a smiling mess. "See?! With me, you'll find them quicker!" Then he snatched the paper off the bark, examining it closely. "... I can't even tell what this is!"
You: "Well... theres the monster thing... I think..."
You: Arthur was pointing at the big thing with the scarf thing on.
You: ((coughcoughRussiaIsSlendycough))
Stranger: "Eh, we got the first paper, let's see what else we can find!" He folded the paper up and put it in his back pocket, then marching forward, a little more confident than he previously was.
You: "So, where are we headed next?" Arthur smiled at how dumb Alfred looked. He knew in a few minutes time, he will be terrified again.
Stranger: "I don't know! Where we find the paper next!" After a couple of steps, he let out an exhausting sigh. "Whoa, where are they? They're so hard to find!" Alfred groaned, looking around. "If I were a piece of paper in a forest, where would I be? Come on, Artie, help me out here!"
You: "Well if I were a paper, I wouldn't be in the forest. Honestly, you can't expect them to be lined up in a bloody ro-" Arthur tensed up a bit as his eyes darted behind Alfred, and he backed up a bit. "Alfred, ummm, I think we should go a different way..."
Stranger: Alfred didn't bother to stop, folding his arms. "Why? We're one step closer to finding the rest of them!" Though he didn't hear the other's footsteps behind him, so he stopped and turned around. "Why did you stop--"
You: "Become one?" A tall, rather pale dude wearing a long, black coat and a white scarf was lingering behind Al. He had a really creepy smile on. Arthur couldn't even manage a scream. All he could say was a faint "run" before he grabed Alfred's hand to start dashing in the opposite direction.
Stranger: Alfred stared wide eyed up at the tall figure. Fear illuminated his face, so much that he couldn't say anything. By God's saving grace, the Englishman grabbed his head. He ran right behind him, squeezing his hand as if his life depended on it.
You: After running for a while, he stops to take a few loud breaths since usually, he does not practice running that quickly. He glared over at the american. "WHO WAS THAT BLOKE?!" He then looked around noticing his screaming might attract him again, so he wispers. "And what is he doing in the bloody woods?"
Stranger: When the other stopped, he took this moment to cling to him. "I'm just kidding, I don't want to play this anymore! Where the hell is the way out of here?!" Alfred started to ramble on, trying to calm his nerves.
You: "Wait, so your saying you took me here not knowing how to get out?" At this point he wasn't sure if he was more scared or more angry right now. "Alfred, what are we going to do?"
Stranger: "I don't know, man! Why are you asking me?!" Eventually, he calmed down, then looked at Arthur almost pathetically. "... Dude, we're trapped here."
You: "So we're just going to dart around randomly trying to avoid that bloke forever?" Yep, now he definitely was scared. He looked scared, sounded scared, and was truly scared, even in that little pit of his heart where he always seemed to have a witty comeback or something thought up for when something goes wrong, all there was, was fear.
Stranger: "I think if collect all these papers, then maybe he'll leave us alone!" He perked up a bit. This idea was better than no idea.
You: Arthur sighed. "Fine." The idea may be dumb and have nothing backing it, but it was better than anything he could come up with. ((I gtg eat but i will be back ;w; please don't leave))
Stranger: (( i'll try not to! ;3; ~ ))
Stranger: "Let's hurry though. I don't want him catching up to us!" Alfred grabbed his hand, and dragged him as he did a steady fast walk. Of course he had no trouble, but he was worried about Arthur since he was that athletic. "Hurry up!"
You: "I am!" Arthur eventually caught up to Alfred's speed, since he wasn't athletic, but he was swift. "But I don't want to bump into him either."
Stranger: "Dude, we won't! Not if we hurry and find all the papers!" He was still scared, but he definitely wasn't going to show it (as much). Eventually, then found a truck, having a hopefully smile. "Look!"
You: Arthur ran around the truck, grabbed the paper, and ran back, handing it to Alfred. "Now, to the next one." Arthur wanted to get this over with. He didn't like fear. he can deal with ghosts, and those monsters that were under Alfred's bed when he was little, but not this guy.
Stranger: "No! Look! We can possibly drive this!" He shoved the paper back in his chest, quickly going to drivers side. Though his hope died when there was no keys in the ignition. "Crap..." Alfred muttered to himself. "How many are we supposed to get?"
You: Arthur pondered the question, then looked back up. "I think the sign we saw when we came in, the warning one, said it was 6 or 8 or something like that..." The sign they so stupidly ignored was ore like it.
Stranger: "There was a sign?! Well then." He grabbed the other's wrist, and dragged him again, running for what seemed like ages.
You: Again ended up running until they came across some spooky gas tanks. "I would think there is one here..."
Stranger: "How do you know? It's like you set them up or something," he murmured, looking around the gas tanks, trying to look for something that will stand out. Eventually he found what he was looking for. Alfred snatched the paper off the tank, then looking to his side, seeing a building. "... Should we go in there?"
You: "Why not." Arthur looked at the paper. It read 'Don't let him take me away!' and 'It's scary here!' and 'LATVIAAAAAAAAAAA!'. Even though it is odd, it sends chills down Arthurs spine.
Stranger: "... Dude, you go first." He grabbed the other's shoulders, and pushed him towards the building.
You: Arthur mumbles "coward" under his breath. As they walk inside, it is like any other public restroom building. except with no toilets. and black markings on many of the walls. And a bit of mold in some corners.
You: "How cozy." Arthur says sarcastically.
Stranger: "... ..." Alfred looks around, shaking a bit. This place was not at all what he thought. "Man, let's just hurry up and find the paper. I don't want to be in here another second." He said quietly, squeezing his shoulders a little tighter.
You: Just their luck, at that moment, the flashlight runs out of battery.
You: "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! " And Arthur was trying not to look cowardly all this time. how embarrassing that he was the louder screamer.
Stranger: "Ah!" Alfred jumped when the Englishman screamed, clinging to him tighter. "Oh man, what did you do?! Don't we have any extra batteries or something?!" He squeezed his eyes shut, hoping that this nightmare would be over.
You: "I don't know, jiggle the batteries or something!" Maybe it is your imagination, but you both think you hear a faint 'kolkolkolkol' "Quick!"
Stranger: He did as he was told, shaking the flashlight furiously. However it quickly slipped from his hands, and banged against the wall, the flashlight bulb breaking. "Gah! Let's hurry up and get out of here!"
You: "AH!" Arthur winced at the noise of breaking glass, then took Alfred's hand, making a dash in the first direction he could, knocking him into a wall, then he turned slightly, since it was the wrong direction, with a bloody nose, and got them out.
Stranger: (( sorry but im going to go now! ;v; ~ ))
You: (( ;w; good bye awesome stranger!))
Stranger: Alfred was right behind Arthur, but he seemed afraid. He was shaking. Oh this was the worst idea he had ever come up with! Surely, he was going to put some heroic stunts, but he couldn't if he was like this. "H-Hey, A-Arthur, maybe we should turn back?"
You: "Turn back where? I can't even tell where we are." Arthur looked a bit grumpy, as always. He mumbled- "Why did you want to play this anyways?"
Stranger: "B-Because I thought this would be a fun game!" He huffed to himself, trying to hold the flashlight still. Though something white caught his attention. Alfred perked up, running past the Englishman, and to the tree where the paper was pinned to. "Look! I found one!"
You: Arthur examined the paper, and he actually looked scared. "Oh my..." You can see illustrations of something... with a scarf.... pushing a shorter thing.... man, you can't tell since their stick figures.
Stranger: Alfred puffed out his chest, becoming a smiling mess. "See?! With me, you'll find them quicker!" Then he snatched the paper off the bark, examining it closely. "... I can't even tell what this is!"
You: "Well... theres the monster thing... I think..."
You: Arthur was pointing at the big thing with the scarf thing on.
You: ((coughcoughRussiaIsSlendycough))
Stranger: "Eh, we got the first paper, let's see what else we can find!" He folded the paper up and put it in his back pocket, then marching forward, a little more confident than he previously was.
You: "So, where are we headed next?" Arthur smiled at how dumb Alfred looked. He knew in a few minutes time, he will be terrified again.
Stranger: "I don't know! Where we find the paper next!" After a couple of steps, he let out an exhausting sigh. "Whoa, where are they? They're so hard to find!" Alfred groaned, looking around. "If I were a piece of paper in a forest, where would I be? Come on, Artie, help me out here!"
You: "Well if I were a paper, I wouldn't be in the forest. Honestly, you can't expect them to be lined up in a bloody ro-" Arthur tensed up a bit as his eyes darted behind Alfred, and he backed up a bit. "Alfred, ummm, I think we should go a different way..."
Stranger: Alfred didn't bother to stop, folding his arms. "Why? We're one step closer to finding the rest of them!" Though he didn't hear the other's footsteps behind him, so he stopped and turned around. "Why did you stop--"
You: "Become one?" A tall, rather pale dude wearing a long, black coat and a white scarf was lingering behind Al. He had a really creepy smile on. Arthur couldn't even manage a scream. All he could say was a faint "run" before he grabed Alfred's hand to start dashing in the opposite direction.
Stranger: Alfred stared wide eyed up at the tall figure. Fear illuminated his face, so much that he couldn't say anything. By God's saving grace, the Englishman grabbed his head. He ran right behind him, squeezing his hand as if his life depended on it.
You: After running for a while, he stops to take a few loud breaths since usually, he does not practice running that quickly. He glared over at the american. "WHO WAS THAT BLOKE?!" He then looked around noticing his screaming might attract him again, so he wispers. "And what is he doing in the bloody woods?"
Stranger: When the other stopped, he took this moment to cling to him. "I'm just kidding, I don't want to play this anymore! Where the hell is the way out of here?!" Alfred started to ramble on, trying to calm his nerves.
You: "Wait, so your saying you took me here not knowing how to get out?" At this point he wasn't sure if he was more scared or more angry right now. "Alfred, what are we going to do?"
Stranger: "I don't know, man! Why are you asking me?!" Eventually, he calmed down, then looked at Arthur almost pathetically. "... Dude, we're trapped here."
You: "So we're just going to dart around randomly trying to avoid that bloke forever?" Yep, now he definitely was scared. He looked scared, sounded scared, and was truly scared, even in that little pit of his heart where he always seemed to have a witty comeback or something thought up for when something goes wrong, all there was, was fear.
Stranger: "I think if collect all these papers, then maybe he'll leave us alone!" He perked up a bit. This idea was better than no idea.
You: Arthur sighed. "Fine." The idea may be dumb and have nothing backing it, but it was better than anything he could come up with. ((I gtg eat but i will be back ;w; please don't leave))
Stranger: (( i'll try not to! ;3; ~ ))
Stranger: "Let's hurry though. I don't want him catching up to us!" Alfred grabbed his hand, and dragged him as he did a steady fast walk. Of course he had no trouble, but he was worried about Arthur since he was that athletic. "Hurry up!"
You: "I am!" Arthur eventually caught up to Alfred's speed, since he wasn't athletic, but he was swift. "But I don't want to bump into him either."
Stranger: "Dude, we won't! Not if we hurry and find all the papers!" He was still scared, but he definitely wasn't going to show it (as much). Eventually, then found a truck, having a hopefully smile. "Look!"
You: Arthur ran around the truck, grabbed the paper, and ran back, handing it to Alfred. "Now, to the next one." Arthur wanted to get this over with. He didn't like fear. he can deal with ghosts, and those monsters that were under Alfred's bed when he was little, but not this guy.
Stranger: "No! Look! We can possibly drive this!" He shoved the paper back in his chest, quickly going to drivers side. Though his hope died when there was no keys in the ignition. "Crap..." Alfred muttered to himself. "How many are we supposed to get?"
You: Arthur pondered the question, then looked back up. "I think the sign we saw when we came in, the warning one, said it was 6 or 8 or something like that..." The sign they so stupidly ignored was ore like it.
Stranger: "There was a sign?! Well then." He grabbed the other's wrist, and dragged him again, running for what seemed like ages.
You: Again ended up running until they came across some spooky gas tanks. "I would think there is one here..."
Stranger: "How do you know? It's like you set them up or something," he murmured, looking around the gas tanks, trying to look for something that will stand out. Eventually he found what he was looking for. Alfred snatched the paper off the tank, then looking to his side, seeing a building. "... Should we go in there?"
You: "Why not." Arthur looked at the paper. It read 'Don't let him take me away!' and 'It's scary here!' and 'LATVIAAAAAAAAAAA!'. Even though it is odd, it sends chills down Arthurs spine.
Stranger: "... Dude, you go first." He grabbed the other's shoulders, and pushed him towards the building.
You: Arthur mumbles "coward" under his breath. As they walk inside, it is like any other public restroom building. except with no toilets. and black markings on many of the walls. And a bit of mold in some corners.
You: "How cozy." Arthur says sarcastically.
Stranger: "... ..." Alfred looks around, shaking a bit. This place was not at all what he thought. "Man, let's just hurry up and find the paper. I don't want to be in here another second." He said quietly, squeezing his shoulders a little tighter.
You: Just their luck, at that moment, the flashlight runs out of battery.
You: "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! " And Arthur was trying not to look cowardly all this time. how embarrassing that he was the louder screamer.
Stranger: "Ah!" Alfred jumped when the Englishman screamed, clinging to him tighter. "Oh man, what did you do?! Don't we have any extra batteries or something?!" He squeezed his eyes shut, hoping that this nightmare would be over.
You: "I don't know, jiggle the batteries or something!" Maybe it is your imagination, but you both think you hear a faint 'kolkolkolkol' "Quick!"
Stranger: He did as he was told, shaking the flashlight furiously. However it quickly slipped from his hands, and banged against the wall, the flashlight bulb breaking. "Gah! Let's hurry up and get out of here!"
You: "AH!" Arthur winced at the noise of breaking glass, then took Alfred's hand, making a dash in the first direction he could, knocking him into a wall, then he turned slightly, since it was the wrong direction, with a bloody nose, and got them out.
Stranger: (( sorry but im going to go now! ;v; ~ ))
You: (( ;w; good bye awesome stranger!))
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continuing USUK rp with evilbunny29
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Hetalia.
You: Hey Dude! It's me, Alfred!
Stranger: uggh what do you want america?
You: I wanna chat! DUH!! xD
Stranger: Fine, about what then?
You: I don't know... how about we start with.... Whats up?! ((I am assuming this is arthur))
Stranger: ((flip yes ouo)) It's cold T_T
You: LOL In your face!! X3 I'm staying in my southern states this winter!
Stranger: i hate you T__T ((very ironic that im in the southern states...))
You: ((lol me too)) Soooo, anything happy to talk about?
Stranger: flying mint bunny learned a new trick
Stranger: HE CAN FLY IN A LOOP NOW *-*
You: Dude, you okay? I think you're seeing things again... *is seriously scared since last time iggy said he was talking to some ghostgirl*
Stranger: What do you mean? He's perfectly real, maybe your glasses are wrong..
You: Dude, maybe your head is wrong
Stranger: Says the man who has miraculously not died of cardiac arrest from his strict hamburger diet.. Well what about you? The 'hero' who hides behind everyone else and then claims all of the glory
You: >< Your so mean! There is nothing wrong with my diet! I don't see how you haven't died from eating your own cooking in general!
Stranger: My cooking isnt that bad! The oven just doesnt work right..
You: tisk tisk tisk *shakes head back and fourth* excuses excuses...
Stranger: stupid american.... just because i let you win that battle for your freedom >_>
Stranger: ((did you die alfred?? D
)
You: Bro, you still haven't gotten over that?! that was like 236 years ago man! I won fair and square!
Stranger: Sure, to your knowledge! I mean, England's much more civilized and HEALTHIER!
Stranger: maybe ididnt battle you to my full power TT^TT
You: Dude, you know I'm way strong! I don't think you ever stood a chance! xD (((sorry i've got to ask, USUK?)))
Stranger: ((yesh... XDD)) I'm the one who raised you to what you are today!
You: Then you did one hell of a good job!! HAHA!
Stranger: ((...why do ya ask anyways?)) why did i even bring up this topic =A=
You: (( to see if i can bring up fluff or if i should avoid it)) Because you should be proud *at this point is standing in the most heroic pose possible to make his point*
Stranger: *choking on girlscout cookies* pffft.. Sure im proud of you idiot.
Stranger: ((okie :3 fluff is finee~))
You: YAY! *jumps on iggy at the attempt of the most epic brohug ever, knocking them both onto the ground at an awkward position** ((then it shall commence *rubs hands together maliciously*)
Stranger: ((ok explain the awkward position XDD))
You: ((like america's face a few mere inches away from iggys, while just laying on the ground)))
Stranger: ((OK.)) *red* a-al youre sorta close...
You: *is even more red than iggy* oh... hehe... woops.... wait, did you call me 'al?'?! *gets even closer due to inquiry*
Stranger: w-why is it your concern idiot!?
You: you never call me al, usually it's 'alfred' or 'america' but never al.... and wwwwwwwwwwhhhy did you stutter just then?
Stranger: *bright red* i didnt stutter! You mustve heard it wrong..
You: suuuuuure~ it's just like how you're definatly NOT red right now~
Stranger: Youre red too!
You: ohhh, but you're REDDER!
Stranger: *looks away* most likely the light...
You: *gets off and lays down next to Artie instead* hey, dude, can I try something?
Stranger: *turns to face him* l-like what? what are you planning america?!
You: I'm not gonna tell you.... ya just gotta let me do it!
Stranger: but you just asked me if you could! now youre saying ihave no choice!
You: well you can say no, but then you'll never find out what it is~
Stranger: *sits up* fine.. being bossed around by my lil brother.. how annoying =A=
You: yes! *quickly sits up, then slowly goes closer and closer to the side of iggy's face*
Stranger: *redder then a freaking tomato* u-um...
You: *licks across arthurs jawline slowly, then smiles as he finishes*
Stranger: *wipes face off* WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT FOR!?
You: *begins laughing and falls out of his sitting position* dude, you should have seen your face! *is also blushing insanely*
Stranger: *tackles him and pins his arms down* I should hit you for that T-T
You: *as he is pinned down, he licks arthur again, this time along the throat, then smiles, trying to hold in a laugh*
Stranger: *shudders* s-stop it! that feels weird!"
You: No way! *licks him again in the same spot as last time*
Stranger: *never stopped being a tomato~* f-fine ill let go of you! *gets off of him*
You: *is just as red* dude, your stuttering again~
Stranger: T-T *punchs him.. in the face* No im not!
You: *is hit buy the punch* Dude.... owwww! *looks at england with tears in his eyes, but not one visible scratch*
Stranger: ((can you get redder then a tomato ouo...)) *looks away blushing* y-youre fine..
You: ((okay here you go)) dude, your still stuttering *smiles- is redder than a fricken tomato*
Stranger: ((LOL NO IT WAS A QUESTION XDD)) A-AM NOT!
You: ((then the answer is yusss)) are you sure?
Stranger: absolutely... america, why did you lick me anyways..?
You: to see your reaction.... *is blushing way red, like he is thinking of something else*
Stranger: o-oh.. ok.. *seems slightly disapointed*
You: and... ummm... *looks away and wispers something*
Stranger: *bright red and nods*
You: no.... it will sound cheezy if i say it >////<
Stranger: I-i didnt know america to be cowardly.. >->
You: no dude its embarrassing! *is super red*
Stranger: s-so is this! *kisses quickly*
Stranger: ((omgg alfred did i kill you? XDD))
You: *blushes brightly and wispers* fine I'll tell you... I think you're hot... like Hotter than summer in florida ((yay for crappy pick up lines!)) *lightly kisses back*
Stranger: *blushing and slightly smiling* i-idiot.. you took forever to think of that? ((itd be the creepiest thing ever if russia just like popped out of no where o_o))
You: you wanna stimulate my economy? (bad poker face) **even worse pick up line, but equally dumb*** ((that would happen if iggy tried to use magic)))
Stranger: ((THEN NO MAGIC. and dude was that slightly sexual? LOL NOT SURE IM ASKING CUZ IM STUPID))
You: ((not sure either o_o)) *pulls england into full on kiss*
Stranger: ((LOL)) *took completely by surprise and gasps* a-al.....
You: *breaks kiss and looks at the brit*
Stranger: m-my hearts going crazy....
You: *grins* ...so is mine *snuggles iggy*
You: *wispers* your my hero
Stranger: *whispers back* sorta like old times i guess? *smiles*
You: *closes eyes* yeah
You: *embraces artie*
Stranger: ((EVEN THOUGH THIS IS FLUFF. AWKWARD QUESTION. whos top and whos bottom.......)) *hugs back* i-i think i love you...
You: ((i can't see al on the bottom... so i say alfie is top and artie is bottom)) *blushes triple deep and looks at the brit with happy tears in his eyes* really dude? I-I was gonna say the same thing!
Stranger: ((yaay i think so too XD)) well i beat you.. *cuddles into his chest*
You: ((me-asieyruyeqwertyuiyvSOCUTE)) *lifts artie by the chin, then starts another deep kiss*
Stranger: ((SAME)) mmm... *into it* ((IDUNNO WAHT TO PUT OAO))
You: (meanwhile canada walks into room) **too busy kissing to notice*
Stranger: *breaks kiss MUST BREATH* a-al.. its hot....
You: huh? *still doesn't notice canada*
Stranger: it feels h-hot and tingly.. how would you say it.. l-like butterflies in my stomach? *blushes bright red and looks away*
You: ((oh god gtg soon, do you have a deviantart or something?)) *moves arties head to face him* but thats how it's supposed to be, i think... (canada: oh my )
Stranger: ((aww :c well i have a fb i made so i could have my nice omegle buds....))
Stranger: ((cuz my mom would freak ouo))
You: ((i don't have no fb
my mom won't let me))
Stranger: ((awwwww :c hmmm im thinking ouo.. LEMME SEE IF I CAN REMEMBER MY DEVIANT...))
You: ((ummm if you do i'm lovelyawesomeness))
Stranger: ((YES I GOT IT TO WORK. and ok~))
You: ((kk good we shall continue this!))
Stranger: ((yes we shall cuz its just so cute >///<))
Stranger: ((...HOW DO YOU SEND A FRIEND THING LOL))
You: (meanwhile canada is watching... creepier than russia.... cuz no one shall notice!)
You: ((just watch the person, and make sure the friend checkbox is checked))
Stranger: ((im patheic cuz i have no drawings~~~ XDD)) o-ok then *continues the kiss* ((dude where do you think this is going to go XD))
You: ((who knows... and my drawings suck anyways)) *breaks the kiss cuz he sees canada* oh god it's MATT!
Stranger: *sorta hides behind al* ..C-canada..... how long have you been watching??
You: ((after this reply i swear i shall go to bed)) (canada- ummmm... can i not answer that?) alfie-shoo *throws syrup at canada, hitting him in the head* (you could have just asked politely you know -leaves after taking syrup-
You and the stranger both like Hetalia.
You: Hey Dude! It's me, Alfred!
Stranger: uggh what do you want america?
You: I wanna chat! DUH!! xD
Stranger: Fine, about what then?
You: I don't know... how about we start with.... Whats up?! ((I am assuming this is arthur))
Stranger: ((flip yes ouo)) It's cold T_T
You: LOL In your face!! X3 I'm staying in my southern states this winter!
Stranger: i hate you T__T ((very ironic that im in the southern states...))
You: ((lol me too)) Soooo, anything happy to talk about?
Stranger: flying mint bunny learned a new trick
Stranger: HE CAN FLY IN A LOOP NOW *-*
You: Dude, you okay? I think you're seeing things again... *is seriously scared since last time iggy said he was talking to some ghostgirl*
Stranger: What do you mean? He's perfectly real, maybe your glasses are wrong..
You: Dude, maybe your head is wrong
Stranger: Says the man who has miraculously not died of cardiac arrest from his strict hamburger diet.. Well what about you? The 'hero' who hides behind everyone else and then claims all of the glory
You: >< Your so mean! There is nothing wrong with my diet! I don't see how you haven't died from eating your own cooking in general!
Stranger: My cooking isnt that bad! The oven just doesnt work right..
You: tisk tisk tisk *shakes head back and fourth* excuses excuses...
Stranger: stupid american.... just because i let you win that battle for your freedom >_>
Stranger: ((did you die alfred?? D
)You: Bro, you still haven't gotten over that?! that was like 236 years ago man! I won fair and square!
Stranger: Sure, to your knowledge! I mean, England's much more civilized and HEALTHIER!
Stranger: maybe ididnt battle you to my full power TT^TT
You: Dude, you know I'm way strong! I don't think you ever stood a chance! xD (((sorry i've got to ask, USUK?)))
Stranger: ((yesh... XDD)) I'm the one who raised you to what you are today!
You: Then you did one hell of a good job!! HAHA!
Stranger: ((...why do ya ask anyways?)) why did i even bring up this topic =A=
You: (( to see if i can bring up fluff or if i should avoid it)) Because you should be proud *at this point is standing in the most heroic pose possible to make his point*
Stranger: *choking on girlscout cookies* pffft.. Sure im proud of you idiot.
Stranger: ((okie :3 fluff is finee~))
You: YAY! *jumps on iggy at the attempt of the most epic brohug ever, knocking them both onto the ground at an awkward position** ((then it shall commence *rubs hands together maliciously*)
Stranger: ((ok explain the awkward position XDD))
You: ((like america's face a few mere inches away from iggys, while just laying on the ground)))
Stranger: ((OK.)) *red* a-al youre sorta close...
You: *is even more red than iggy* oh... hehe... woops.... wait, did you call me 'al?'?! *gets even closer due to inquiry*
Stranger: w-why is it your concern idiot!?
You: you never call me al, usually it's 'alfred' or 'america' but never al.... and wwwwwwwwwwhhhy did you stutter just then?
Stranger: *bright red* i didnt stutter! You mustve heard it wrong..
You: suuuuuure~ it's just like how you're definatly NOT red right now~
Stranger: Youre red too!
You: ohhh, but you're REDDER!
Stranger: *looks away* most likely the light...
You: *gets off and lays down next to Artie instead* hey, dude, can I try something?
Stranger: *turns to face him* l-like what? what are you planning america?!
You: I'm not gonna tell you.... ya just gotta let me do it!
Stranger: but you just asked me if you could! now youre saying ihave no choice!
You: well you can say no, but then you'll never find out what it is~
Stranger: *sits up* fine.. being bossed around by my lil brother.. how annoying =A=
You: yes! *quickly sits up, then slowly goes closer and closer to the side of iggy's face*
Stranger: *redder then a freaking tomato* u-um...
You: *licks across arthurs jawline slowly, then smiles as he finishes*
Stranger: *wipes face off* WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT FOR!?
You: *begins laughing and falls out of his sitting position* dude, you should have seen your face! *is also blushing insanely*
Stranger: *tackles him and pins his arms down* I should hit you for that T-T
You: *as he is pinned down, he licks arthur again, this time along the throat, then smiles, trying to hold in a laugh*
Stranger: *shudders* s-stop it! that feels weird!"
You: No way! *licks him again in the same spot as last time*
Stranger: *never stopped being a tomato~* f-fine ill let go of you! *gets off of him*
You: *is just as red* dude, your stuttering again~
Stranger: T-T *punchs him.. in the face* No im not!
You: *is hit buy the punch* Dude.... owwww! *looks at england with tears in his eyes, but not one visible scratch*
Stranger: ((can you get redder then a tomato ouo...)) *looks away blushing* y-youre fine..
You: ((okay here you go)) dude, your still stuttering *smiles- is redder than a fricken tomato*
Stranger: ((LOL NO IT WAS A QUESTION XDD)) A-AM NOT!
You: ((then the answer is yusss)) are you sure?
Stranger: absolutely... america, why did you lick me anyways..?
You: to see your reaction.... *is blushing way red, like he is thinking of something else*
Stranger: o-oh.. ok.. *seems slightly disapointed*
You: and... ummm... *looks away and wispers something*
Stranger: *bright red and nods*
You: no.... it will sound cheezy if i say it >////<
Stranger: I-i didnt know america to be cowardly.. >->
You: no dude its embarrassing! *is super red*
Stranger: s-so is this! *kisses quickly*
Stranger: ((omgg alfred did i kill you? XDD))
You: *blushes brightly and wispers* fine I'll tell you... I think you're hot... like Hotter than summer in florida ((yay for crappy pick up lines!)) *lightly kisses back*
Stranger: *blushing and slightly smiling* i-idiot.. you took forever to think of that? ((itd be the creepiest thing ever if russia just like popped out of no where o_o))
You: you wanna stimulate my economy? (bad poker face) **even worse pick up line, but equally dumb*** ((that would happen if iggy tried to use magic)))
Stranger: ((THEN NO MAGIC. and dude was that slightly sexual? LOL NOT SURE IM ASKING CUZ IM STUPID))
You: ((not sure either o_o)) *pulls england into full on kiss*
Stranger: ((LOL)) *took completely by surprise and gasps* a-al.....
You: *breaks kiss and looks at the brit*
Stranger: m-my hearts going crazy....
You: *grins* ...so is mine *snuggles iggy*
You: *wispers* your my hero
Stranger: *whispers back* sorta like old times i guess? *smiles*
You: *closes eyes* yeah
You: *embraces artie*
Stranger: ((EVEN THOUGH THIS IS FLUFF. AWKWARD QUESTION. whos top and whos bottom.......)) *hugs back* i-i think i love you...
You: ((i can't see al on the bottom... so i say alfie is top and artie is bottom)) *blushes triple deep and looks at the brit with happy tears in his eyes* really dude? I-I was gonna say the same thing!
Stranger: ((yaay i think so too XD)) well i beat you.. *cuddles into his chest*
You: ((me-asieyruyeqwertyuiyvSOCUTE)) *lifts artie by the chin, then starts another deep kiss*
Stranger: ((SAME)) mmm... *into it* ((IDUNNO WAHT TO PUT OAO))
You: (meanwhile canada walks into room) **too busy kissing to notice*
Stranger: *breaks kiss MUST BREATH* a-al.. its hot....
You: huh? *still doesn't notice canada*
Stranger: it feels h-hot and tingly.. how would you say it.. l-like butterflies in my stomach? *blushes bright red and looks away*
You: ((oh god gtg soon, do you have a deviantart or something?)) *moves arties head to face him* but thats how it's supposed to be, i think... (canada: oh my )
Stranger: ((aww :c well i have a fb i made so i could have my nice omegle buds....))
Stranger: ((cuz my mom would freak ouo))
You: ((i don't have no fb
my mom won't let me))Stranger: ((awwwww :c hmmm im thinking ouo.. LEMME SEE IF I CAN REMEMBER MY DEVIANT...))
You: ((ummm if you do i'm lovelyawesomeness))
Stranger: ((YES I GOT IT TO WORK. and ok~))
You: ((kk good
we shall continue this!))Stranger: ((yes we shall cuz its just so cute >///<))
Stranger: ((...HOW DO YOU SEND A FRIEND THING LOL))
You: (meanwhile canada is watching... creepier than russia.... cuz no one shall notice!)
You: ((just watch the person, and make sure the friend checkbox is checked))
Stranger: ((im patheic cuz i have no drawings~~~ XDD)) o-ok then *continues the kiss* ((dude where do you think this is going to go XD))
You: ((who knows... and my drawings suck anyways)) *breaks the kiss cuz he sees canada* oh god it's MATT!
Stranger: *sorta hides behind al* ..C-canada..... how long have you been watching??
You: ((after this reply i swear i shall go to bed)) (canada- ummmm... can i not answer that?) alfie-shoo *throws syrup at canada, hitting him in the head* (you could have just asked politely you know -leaves after taking syrup-
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