continuing USUK rp with evilbunny29

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Hetalia.
You: Hey Dude! It's me, Alfred!
Stranger: uggh what do you want america?
You: I wanna chat! DUH!! xD
Stranger: Fine, about what then?
You: I don't know... how about we start with.... Whats up?! ((I am assuming this is arthur))
Stranger: ((flip yes ouo)) It's cold T_T
You: LOL In your face!! X3 I'm staying in my southern states this winter!
Stranger: i hate you T__T ((very ironic that im in the southern states...))
You: ((lol me too)) Soooo, anything happy to talk about?
Stranger: flying mint bunny learned a new trick
Stranger: HE CAN FLY IN A LOOP NOW *-*
You: Dude, you okay? I think you're seeing things again... *is seriously scared since last time iggy said he was talking to some ghostgirl*
Stranger: What do you mean? He's perfectly real, maybe your glasses are wrong..
You: Dude, maybe your head is wrong
Stranger: Says the man who has miraculously not died of cardiac arrest from his strict hamburger diet.. Well what about you? The 'hero' who hides behind everyone else and then claims all of the glory
You: >< Your so mean! There is nothing wrong with my diet! I don't see how you haven't died from eating your own cooking in general!
Stranger: My cooking isnt that bad! The oven just doesnt work right..
You: tisk tisk tisk *shakes head back and fourth* excuses excuses...
Stranger: stupid american.... just because i let you win that battle for your freedom >_>
Stranger: ((did you die alfred?? D)
You: Bro, you still haven't gotten over that?! that was like 236 years ago man! I won fair and square!
Stranger: Sure, to your knowledge! I mean, England's much more civilized and HEALTHIER!
Stranger: maybe ididnt battle you to my full power TT^TT
You: Dude, you know I'm way strong! I don't think you ever stood a chance! xD (((sorry i've got to ask, USUK?)))
Stranger: ((yesh... XDD)) I'm the one who raised you to what you are today!
You: Then you did one hell of a good job!! HAHA!
Stranger: ((...why do ya ask anyways?)) why did i even bring up this topic =A=
You: (( to see if i can bring up fluff or if i should avoid it)) Because you should be proud *at this point is standing in the most heroic pose possible to make his point*
Stranger: *choking on girlscout cookies* pffft.. Sure im proud of you idiot.
Stranger: ((okie :3 fluff is finee~))
You: YAY! *jumps on iggy at the attempt of the most epic brohug ever, knocking them both onto the ground at an awkward position** ((then it shall commence *rubs hands together maliciously*)
Stranger: ((ok explain the awkward position XDD))
You: ((like america's face a few mere inches away from iggys, while just laying on the ground)))
Stranger: ((OK.)) *red* a-al youre sorta close...
You: *is even more red than iggy* oh... hehe... woops.... wait, did you call me 'al?'?! *gets even closer due to inquiry*
Stranger: w-why is it your concern idiot!?
You: you never call me al, usually it's 'alfred' or 'america' but never al.... and wwwwwwwwwwhhhy did you stutter just then?
Stranger: *bright red* i didnt stutter! You mustve heard it wrong..
You: suuuuuure~ it's just like how you're definatly NOT red right now~
Stranger: Youre red too!
You: ohhh, but you're REDDER!
Stranger: *looks away* most likely the light...
You: *gets off and lays down next to Artie instead* hey, dude, can I try something?
Stranger: *turns to face him* l-like what? what are you planning america?!
You: I'm not gonna tell you.... ya just gotta let me do it!
Stranger: but you just asked me if you could! now youre saying ihave no choice!
You: well you can say no, but then you'll never find out what it is~
Stranger: *sits up* fine.. being bossed around by my lil brother.. how annoying =A=
You: yes! *quickly sits up, then slowly goes closer and closer to the side of iggy's face*
Stranger: *redder then a freaking tomato* u-um...
You: *licks across arthurs jawline slowly, then smiles as he finishes*
Stranger: *wipes face off* WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT FOR!?
You: *begins laughing and falls out of his sitting position* dude, you should have seen your face! *is also blushing insanely*
Stranger: *tackles him and pins his arms down* I should hit you for that T-T
You: *as he is pinned down, he licks arthur again, this time along the throat, then smiles, trying to hold in a laugh*
Stranger: *shudders* s-stop it! that feels weird!"
You: No way! *licks him again in the same spot as last time*
Stranger: *never stopped being a tomato~* f-fine ill let go of you! *gets off of him*
You: *is just as red* dude, your stuttering again~
Stranger: T-T *punchs him.. in the face* No im not!
You: *is hit buy the punch* Dude.... owwww! *looks at england with tears in his eyes, but not one visible scratch*
Stranger: ((can you get redder then a tomato ouo...)) *looks away blushing* y-youre fine..
You: ((okay here you go)) dude, your still stuttering *smiles- is redder than a fricken tomato*
Stranger: ((LOL NO IT WAS A QUESTION XDD)) A-AM NOT!
You: ((then the answer is yusss)) are you sure?
Stranger: absolutely... america, why did you lick me anyways..?
You: to see your reaction.... *is blushing way red, like he is thinking of something else*
Stranger: o-oh.. ok.. *seems slightly disapointed*
You: and... ummm... *looks away and wispers something*
Stranger: *bright red and nods*
You: no.... it will sound cheezy if i say it >////<
Stranger: I-i didnt know america to be cowardly.. >->
You: no dude its embarrassing! *is super red*
Stranger: s-so is this! *kisses quickly*
Stranger: ((omgg alfred did i kill you? XDD))
You: *blushes brightly and wispers* fine I'll tell you... I think you're hot... like Hotter than summer in florida ((yay for crappy pick up lines!)) *lightly kisses back*
Stranger: *blushing and slightly smiling* i-idiot.. you took forever to think of that? ((itd be the creepiest thing ever if russia just like popped out of no where o_o))
You: you wanna stimulate my economy? (bad poker face) **even worse pick up line, but equally dumb*** ((that would happen if iggy tried to use magic)))
Stranger: ((THEN NO MAGIC. and dude was that slightly sexual? LOL NOT SURE IM ASKING CUZ IM STUPID))
You: ((not sure either o_o)) *pulls england into full on kiss*
Stranger: ((LOL)) *took completely by surprise and gasps* a-al.....
You: *breaks kiss and looks at the brit*
Stranger: m-my hearts going crazy....
You: *grins* ...so is mine *snuggles iggy*
You: *wispers* your my hero
Stranger: *whispers back* sorta like old times i guess? *smiles*
You: *closes eyes* yeah
You: *embraces artie*
Stranger: ((EVEN THOUGH THIS IS FLUFF. AWKWARD QUESTION. whos top and whos bottom.......)) *hugs back* i-i think i love you...
You: ((i can't see al on the bottom... so i say alfie is top and artie is bottom)) *blushes triple deep and looks at the brit with happy tears in his eyes* really dude? I-I was gonna say the same thing!
Stranger: ((yaay i think so too XD)) well i beat you.. *cuddles into his chest*
You: ((me-asieyruyeqwertyuiyvSOCUTE)) *lifts artie by the chin, then starts another deep kiss*
Stranger: ((SAME)) mmm... *into it* ((IDUNNO WAHT TO PUT OAO))
You: (meanwhile canada walks into room) **too busy kissing to notice*
Stranger: *breaks kiss MUST BREATH* a-al.. its hot....
You: huh? *still doesn't notice canada*
Stranger: it feels h-hot and tingly.. how would you say it.. l-like butterflies in my stomach? *blushes bright red and looks away*
You: ((oh god gtg soon, do you have a deviantart or something?)) *moves arties head to face him* but thats how it's supposed to be, i think... (canada: oh my )
Stranger: ((aww :c well i have a fb i made so i could have my nice omegle buds....))
Stranger: ((cuz my mom would freak ouo))
You: ((i don't have no fb my mom won't let me))
Stranger: ((awwwww :c hmmm im thinking ouo.. LEMME SEE IF I CAN REMEMBER MY DEVIANT...))
You: ((ummm if you do i'm lovelyawesomeness))
Stranger: ((YES I GOT IT TO WORK. and ok~))
You: ((kk good we shall continue this!))
Stranger: ((yes we shall cuz its just so cute >///<))
Stranger: ((...HOW DO YOU SEND A FRIEND THING LOL))
You: (meanwhile canada is watching... creepier than russia.... cuz no one shall notice!)
You: ((just watch the person, and make sure the friend checkbox is checked))
Stranger: ((im patheic cuz i have no drawings~~~ XDD)) o-ok then *continues the kiss* ((dude where do you think this is going to go XD))
You: ((who knows... and my drawings suck anyways)) *breaks the kiss cuz he sees canada* oh god it's MATT!
Stranger: *sorta hides behind al* ..C-canada..... how long have you been watching??
You: ((after this reply i swear i shall go to bed)) (canada- ummmm... can i not answer that?) alfie-shoo *throws syrup at canada, hitting him in the head* (you could have just asked politely you know -leaves after taking syrup-